Nope I did not go out and buy puppy. I don't need to. I have Chicken.
Here are the things my little has in common with a puppy:
- If she's just had a bath, she'll somehow manage to find something dirty to roll in.
- She hangs around under her brother's chair to catch falling food scraps, even though you just feed her.
- She tests out her teeth on everything she can find.
- When you come home from a day at work, she greets you by toddling over and trying to climb up your leg.
- When you think you have finally cleaned up the last of the poop, she poops again.
Though for some bizarre reason I am considering buying the kids a fish...