Gremlin was sitting on the loo. I was frustrated because it was way too early to care about toilet training, but I could hardly get mad when he did the right thing by asking to go to the toilet.
Gremlin: Poo Mummy!
Me: Yes, darling
Gremlin: Poo! Yucky!
Gremlin: Don't eat it!
At this point I cracked up, all thoughts of early morning grumpiness went away. I love my son and the crazy thing he comes up with.